Because family love = tough love
  1. "You are so beautiful and wide" - my grandma
  2. "Wow you can be so beautiful when you brush your hair" - other grandma
  3. "Yeah, I had a feeling your radishes wouldn't turn out. Cause, you know" - my mom
  4. "Why didn't you finish your lasagna you dumb fuck?" - my uncle
  5. "Your belly is getting bigger" - my niece
  6. "Maybe you should make more of an effort with your looks" - mom