(IN)SECURITY QUESTIONS

What my bank really wants me to answer before letting me access my account
  1. What was the location of your first job and why did you leave it so quickly?
  2. Mother's maiden name and has she agreed to be your guarantor on this lease?
  3. What street were you born on and do you need to be going to restaurants all the time?
  4. When will you start building credit? No, really. When?