1. Outside of allergic reactions, etc., why would you ever not take localized anesthesia?
  2. How do I answer my 3.5-year old son's questions?
    What happened Daddy? Why did the doctor do that Daddy? Will that happen to my balls Daddy? Can I see it?
  3. Is my penis supposed to turn black and blue too?
  4. Although I don't have a real bell, I don't think my wife appreciates the bell sound I'm making with my phone.
  5. Ice never felt so nice.
  6. Do I really only have that few pain meds left?
  7. Why don't I wear a jock strap more often?