5 THINGS TO NOT SAY DURING A ONE-NIGHT STAND

Learn from my mistakes... avoid these no-no's!!!
  1. 1.
    Where you keep your valuables
    Nothing's a bigger turn-off during sex than telling someone exactly where they can find your phone, watch, wallet, and laptop!!
  2. 2.
    Your SIN number and banking information
    I mean... unless THEY want to wire transfer YOU some money!!!
  3. 3.
    The location of and code to your safe
    Remember: you're giving out this information to someone who is essentially a stranger!!!
  4. 4.
    That you're "forgetful" and "don't know exactly how much money you have in your safe" but "it's a lot" and "you probably wouldn't notice if some or all of it went missing"
    Listen people, no one wants to hear this during sex!!! Save it for the pillow talk!!!
  5. 5.
    I love you
    Well obviously.