How to Replace Bacon in Your Diet
The World Health Organization announced yesterday the link between bacon and cancer. This list will hopefully ease your pain as you wean yourself off of the delicious, fatty (not-so) goodness.
- 1.Peanut butterParticularly crunchy peanut butter. It goes well with a PBLT.
- 2.AvocadoIt's fatty like bacon so it won't upset you *too* much
- 3.MushroomsPeople have been saying it's the best meat substitute for years so why not try it out?
- 4.Wallow in sadnessThere's nothing that actually tastes like bacon so instead of trying to replace it just wallow in sadness and eat something else. Life sucks sometimes.