How To Go To the Movies On A Budget

Pay attention.
  1. Do NOT Buy The Condoments IN The Theatre.
    I know it's how the theatre makes money, but, no one wants to pay 500% markup.
  2. Don't Pick "Loud" Candy
    Don't pick a candy that is loose in a box. It will make too much noise as you walk by the ticket booth. It will definitely give you away.
  3. Be Calm
    One must always remain calm when "breaking the rules." Act as if there is totally NOT candy and drinks in your waistband.
  4. Remove Smuggled Goods Once Inside The Theatre
    Always make sure to remain patient and remove candy and/or drink once you have found you seat. I know you might be hungry but do not remove the goods in front of theatre staff.