11 WAYS YOU KNOW IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!

  1. 1.
    When you pick up your phone, your lock screen says "December"
  2. 2.
    Everything around you is decorated for the holidays and it says "holidays"
  3. 3.
    You woke up next to a reindeer. Oh god
  4. 4.
    Presents!
  5. 5.
    You swap out your cane for a candy cane!
  6. 6.
    You suffer an awful fall because candy canes are far smaller and more brittle than true canes
  7. 7.
    People are cheerful and shit
  8. 8.
    Thanksgiving is but a gravy feverdream
  9. 9.
    You can't find a single pumpkin
  10. 10.
    Fucking presents
  11. 11.
    You substitute eggnog for coffee creamer and for milk and for water and for toothpaste