1. A baby fell
  2. Someone's blood sugar is alarmingly low
  3. The weather is giving us all sinus headaches
  4. The number one issue for all the candidates this election will end up being Israel
  5. She burnt the London broil, wait no she didn't it's fine
  6. A baby is crying
  7. The television is broken
  8. Never the FDR no matter what Waze says, take the west side and cross through the park at 66, why are you going to the east side anyway?
  9. The websites don't show you all the listings
  10. Giuliani Giuliani Giuliani ok, fine, BLOOMBERG, now we're talking
  11. This poppy seed bagel won't be a problem for my grandma teeth
  12. A baby's not breathing