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- •Joe gave Mary her hearts desire ....
- •So here is a running list of their accomplishments.
A memoir....cause I'm dead
- •Why can't Dumbledore be headmaster hereHe would cancel exams, as he always did.
- •Living under that bridge is looking mighty fine.
- •I don't even like coffee
I'm studying for my final Joe....
- •The Mesozoic:This was the age of the Dinosaurs. Let me tell you how they all died.... cough cough. A giant space rock about a mile wide hit the earth really hard and realllly fast. The crater can still be seen today at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
- •The impact of the rock created a wave of death that obliterated anything within a thousand mile radius.It also created the worlds biggest ripple that drowned most of the dinosaurs that survived initial impact.
- •The impact alsoooo created a dust storm.This dust storm covered the entire planet and blocked out the sun for months. In this time all the plants died and the circle of life was broken. So those last few survivors...did not survive.
I fear for his safety
Bb girl went to college this week y'all
- •The Georgia institute of technologyYEATYEAT
- •I pull up to the college and this is what I seeAll the little freshman freaking out cause their parents are freaking out in a crowd of people freaking out over bad or no parking.
- •But not my Dad. No, Never David John Joseph MurphyMy dad coolly pulls up on the curb, beckons some helpers, and I am moved in in twenty minutes. He has moved seven children in and out four times each. BEAT IT
Just some personal experiences with the wild.
- •CatShe lets me touch her head on good days. They scratch mine on average days.
- •DogDogs I like dogs they're squishy
- •rabbitSo this guy at school had a rabbit in his jacket all day and he let me pet it. it's nose was really soft.
- 31.Frollo ( The "O my gord is this movie for children?" Hunchback of notre damn girl they all need to get out)This man is the epitome of PURE EVIL and I do not like him at all.
- 30.Cruela Devil (101 problems and an evil psychopath is def one of them)Why is she so determined? What is her goal? It wouldn't be that warm. Or that comfy.
- 29.Voodoo man ( Princess and the frog in New Orleans because eff it we are Disney and we do what we want)There are some things in this world you 👏donut👏meth👏with. Meth and voodoo are some of them.
They give me life, without them I won't last
- •SIR Sean ConneryA universal treasure from the locks of Scotland. This man and his melodious voice has blessed this world for 85 years. None have surpassed this sir as Bond, James Bond. NONE I SAY.
- •Emma WatsonSHE IS PERFECTION. NOBODY TOUCH HER.
- •Morgan FreemanHe just gives me such peace ya know?