The Few Reasons I Dislike My Job

I work at a world class establishment. LA CASA DE BBQ.
  1. LET ME TELL YOU
    I have had casual work experience at one of the most popular BBQ joints in THE NATION. THOUSANDS of people drive to the middle of nowhere to eat pig.
  2. BBQ is like the public pool in a suburban area of private pool restaurants.
    As in there are children who go like ... On the floor. AND THE PARENTS EFFING WALK THE EFF AWAY. THERE IS NO GREATER WRONG TO BE COMMITTED EFFERS
  3. But there are other things I just do not enjoy......
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  4. Taking money from older people
    They all look like this in my eyes and I mean come on, they have survived life, just give them a damn pulled pork with banana pudding.
  5. Young paduons
    There are those that just came onto the job THAT. JUST. DONT. GET. IT. You don't just forget to give them napkins Barbara. So I try to help the young ones. BUT THEN THEY TURN ON YOU AND TELL THE BOSS THAT YOU DID SOMETHING YOU DID NOT DO TO GET THEMSELVES OUT OF TROUBLE. Bish, I've been here two years, you aren't going to last two weeks.
  6. My sister not being there
    She used to make me give her two movies to connect so she wouldn't get bored. We always looked after each other in a "I'll distract her while you clean that up" kind of way (but only after silent screaming the hell out of each other with our eyes). But now I'm just bored. BOREDDD
  7. But the greatest hell
  8. In this world of BBQ
  9. IS WHEN GOD FORBID
  10. WE RUN OUT OF FOOD
  11. At first they don't believe it
    This is a restaurant, there is like an unlimited supply of like everything right?
  12. Then they are like " how could you run out of food, you are a gd pork palace."
    This is like what you do
  13. People wants their ribs... THEY NEEDS THEIR RIBSSSS
    And mannnn do they show it
  14. They show it in many ways
  15. There is the angry one
    She makes a scene, asks for the owner, and gets escorted right out to her white suburban.
  16. The briber
    Are we sureeee there aren't any, cause what if Benny Franklin asked us?
  17. The feel bad
    They say they came from Toronto just to eat here, we couldn't find any extras? NO EYYYYY.
  18. The regular
    He has come every Saturday for four years. Why wouldn't we save some for him? Well buddy, we are TRYING TO SPARE YOUR DAMN ARTERIES
  19. But hey, MAKING MONEY RIGHT RIGHT?????
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