THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE DEALING WITH A SINUS INFECTION

  1. 1.
    My head feels full, but I fee fine. Weird.
  2. 2.
    I WILL NOT GET SICK (gets sick anyway)
  3. 3.
    I'm not sick. It's allergies. (It's winter, everything allergen is frozen)
  4. 4.
    Frick. I have a sinus thing.
  5. 5.
    I need sudafed 12 hour.
  6. 6.
    What do you mean I can only buy 1 box a day?! I'm not making meth!
  7. 7.
    I should bring tissue with me.
  8. 8.
    Why didn't I bring tissue with me?!
  9. 9.
    I can breathe!
  10. 10.
    Oh no I'm going to sneeze.
  11. 11.
    Crap, now I have to blow my nose again.
  12. 12.
    Are all my coworkers annoyed by my sneeze blow sneeze blow routine? I am.
  13. 13.
    Now my nose is red and burns.
  14. 14.
    Where does all this snot come from? I literally just blew my nose!
  15. 15.
    How is my throat dry, but my mouth is slimy?
  16. 16.
    Is it time for another sudafed?
  17. 17.
    I certainly would f waste my sudafed on meth. How do they even use it?
  18. 18.
    Can you overdose on cough drops?
  19. 19.
    I'm totally not sick.
  20. 20.
    Man, I can't believe how sick I was!