WAYS TO ANNOY STAR WARS FANS

Things I've said to evoke groans and moans when speaking of Star Wars. Consider this a PSA
  1. Call Harrison Ford Hans Solo instead of Han Solo
  2. Ask if Luke is related to Han(s)
  3. Refer to the originals as 1, 2, and 3
  4. Say you've never seen them
  5. Raise any questions regarding The Luke and Leia romance and that they are siblings.
  6. Refer to said romance as "Redneck Shit"
  7. Say you like Jar Jar Binks (not even sure what he/she is!)
  8. Ask why you aren't watching them in chronological order.
  9. Try to sound like Chewbacca without actually knowing how he sounds