WAYS TO ANNOY STAR WARS FANS
Things I've said to evoke groans and moans when speaking of Star Wars. Consider this a PSA
- •Call Harrison Ford Hans Solo instead of Han Solo
- •Ask if Luke is related to Han(s)
- •Refer to the originals as 1, 2, and 3
- •Say you've never seen them
- •Raise any questions regarding The Luke and Leia romance and that they are siblings.
- •Refer to said romance as "Redneck Shit"
- •Say you like Jar Jar Binks (not even sure what he/she is!)
- •Ask why you aren't watching them in chronological order.
- •Try to sound like Chewbacca without actually knowing how he sounds