Things My Bf's Israeli Family Says

  1. Why you not finish your dinner? You don't like my cooking?
  2. When are you getting pregnant?
  3. By the time I was your age I had three children
  4. What is the point of your purse? It has no straps...
  5. Is that necklace real gold?
  6. You are very white you must never sit in the sun
  7. What do you mean your parents don't do shabbas???
  8. What can you cook? No, I mean Israeli cooking...
  9. Try that
  10. No you have to eat this
  11. Just one bite
  12. You should move to Israel...
  13. Addison doesn't sound Jewish
  14. Speak Hebrew.
  15. Do you need to make pee pee?