THINGS THAT SHOULD BE POSSIBLE, BUT AREN'T

  1. not stepping in crap every time i walk in the yard
  2. adam getting fat
  3. staying awake through a whole movie
  4. céu learning something besides sit
  5. being able to drive 8 miles in Nashville in less than 45 minutes
  6. having a good president
  7. dogs knowing how to talk
  8. cats *actually* being hypoallergenic