11 Things I've Done Since Listening to Adele's "Hello"

  1. 1.
    Cry
  2. 2.
    Stand outside and wait for a breeze to blow my hair and leaves around me while I lip sync the song with a hairbrush & gusto.
  3. 3.
    Price wind machines on Amazon
  4. 4.
    Stare out the window on the train to San Fran...and cry.
  5. 5.
    Buy an oversized faux fur coat
  6. 6.
    Watch the video repeatedly...and cry.
  7. 7.
    Work on perfecting my eyeliner game
  8. 8.
    Have random outbursts of singing the lyrics (like "HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIIIDE!" or "Hello. It's me." when answering my phone, or "AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIIIIIIEEED!" when I burn dinner) at the top of my tone deaf voice
  9. 9.
    Pre-order 25
  10. 10.
    Dramatically grab my face repeatedly
  11. 11.
    Make up w/myself. And others. And cry.