Perils of watching the RNC with your 5 year old playing nearby

* embarrassed *
  1. That kid won't "hear" me ask (ok fine .. Yell) him to pick up his toys
  2. But say one bad word in anger at the tv screen
  3. Boy !! Do those 5 year old ears perk up
  4. As a result of which now he knows the following words
    Which are in no particular order
  5. dumbasses
  6. Pompous jerks
  7. Stupid frigging morons
  8. * I am moderately ashamed *