SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED

  1. I drew this portrait freshman year of college
  2. I told my friend about NyQuil severe
  3. I thought this snapchat filter was David Schwimmer before everyone else
  4. #relatable
  5. I thought this was ridiculous and a joke (it wasn't) and had a few words with people who also thought this was unbelievable
  6. Bye.