Funny Things My Grandma Has Done
I love her
- •said "I'm no saint" in regards to her past
- •puts triple sec in lots of food, including fruit salad for breakfast
- •got very drunk at her surprise 80th birthday party and slapped my best friend's mom's butt
- •accidentally recycled her iPad because it was in a large stack of newspapers
- •bought every type of unnecessary kitchen appliance ever back in the 70sShe has a "cranberry chopper"
- •completely shaved her dog, a previously white fluffy bichon frise, and told everyone that "Sophie is much happier with her new haircut"Also, this dog has only one eye
- •played tennis 3 days a week until she was like 85My necessarily funny, but badass
- •recently paid for a Lexus convertible in cash because she said "why not"