Inspired by @peterbwarren
  1. The hair of a golden unicorn
  2. Eyes colored by the stain of infant poop
  3. Constantly bulging veins of an up-and-coming bodybuilder, to be spread throughout every extremity
  4. A backside that won't quit
  5. Moles of many colors
  6. Claw-like index toes. Ones that could hook and hold large seafood
  7. The nose of a witch's step-cousin
  8. A torso with the upper body strength of Squidward