My Areas of Expertise
- •Getting restaurants to give you their "throw-away" food at the end of the night.Not the rotting, expired food. The good stuff that they just didn't sell that day.
- •Candy Cane ChapstickI know how to get it in the Mojave desert in the middle of July.
- •Making the worst and the best chocolate chip cookies using the same recipe.
- •Amateur comedy.
- •CerealBetween Toasty Os and Colossal Crunch, things can get pretty confusing.