1. The mystery of who has who and who has me
  2. Because stalking is awesome and encouraged!
  3. Or is it that we found Santa's list app elf?
  4. In creepiness and listing
  5. what we look for isn't malice or mire
  6. We want to spread kindness
  7. to strangers
  8. so that we won't have to be strangers
  9. anymore
  10. And secrets are fun