The Giving I've Done This Tuesday

Per @list's request.
  1. Here pocket, have some extra lint today.
  2. Hey students, here's some free advice!
  3. Oh stomach, I didn't forget about you. How about another scoop of 5-day-old yams?
  4. Wallet, I found a penny you can have.
  5. Hey! Pennies are still valuable.
  6. Fine, I'll give it to someone who will appreciate it.
  7. But seriously, I give to donorschoose.org and firstbook.org
    Donorschoose lets you help other classrooms all over. Firstbook gives new books to schools that really need them.