What to Do on Days Off
- •Make a bunch of intricate plans. The stuff I've been putting off because I "don't have enough time" or because "scandal is on."Then get close to nothing in those plans done.
- •Clean the most neglected parts of the house.And then decide you might as well clean everything while you're at it.
- •Sleep in.Just kidding. What I meant was wake up in a panic and then remember you have the day off.
- •Forget to eatOr eat everything in the house.
- •Watch everything on the tele.Twice.
- •Look up cool new ways to do my hair.And then try all of the ways.
- •Update all software and apps.I got time for dat.
- •Debate when I should leave the house to run errands.Never end up actually leaving the house.