THINGS THE GROUNDHOG HAS SEEN

  1. The future
  2. A new world, a new order
  3. His wife cheating with his best friend while he was supposed to be at the grocery store
  4. My shadow
  5. Things you wouldn't believe
  6. The gaping emptiness of the innermost human mind, the eternal torment all mortal beings feel when faced with the reality that they are small and their existence is mere coincidence