1. Sports announcers say ridiculous things!
  2. BLISS: Beautiful Ladies In Short Shorts
  3. Wine Tasting, the only place where spitting is classy.
  4. Zambonis have advertisements now...
  5. That friend in middle school that turned everything into a dirty joke
  6. If you ever see someone driving away from the airport pick-up area, and they're the only one in the car, something went wrong.
  7. High school is just 500 kids trying to have sleepovers with their friends while avoiding the word "sleepover" at all costs.