1. Use the hot tub at the local pool without getting yelled at
  2. Find out what a dank meme is
  3. Do laundry more than once every week and a half
  4. Get more respect
  5. Give more respect
  6. Get in less arguments over which Minecraft mode is better
    Survival or Creative
  7. Never go more than a week without doing an open mic
  8. Make the G.B.I. Lists a thing