Things I Will Do Right Before a Stand-up Show, Ranked

  1. 1.
    Go over my material πŸ“
  2. 2.
    Down a Shirley Temple🍹
  3. 3.
    Sit and breath πŸ˜—
  4. 4.
    Space out πŸ’­
  5. 5.
    Take a dump πŸ’©
  6. 6.
    Think about the fact that I don't have enough time to go take a dump before the show πŸ•“πŸ’©