Thoughts I Had During the Bill Burr Show
I saw Bill Burr live just now...
- •Do I have time to get a snack before the show starts even though it was supposed to start at 7:00pm7:04pm
- •This opener keeps doing his blowjob impression and is talking about how good his blowjob impression is...7:12pm
- •Haha, wow, windows on airplanes are small and useless...7:23pm
- •Will this couple next to me stop complaining about the people walking around during the show!7:56pm
- •Damn, just sit down people!!!7:57pm
- •He has been doing this bit about the talking gorilla for so long! But in a good way8:15
- •Wait what, he's gonna be signing autographs in the lobby after the show?!8:41pm
- •Is he about to wrap it up? I gotta get in that line, stat!8:49pm
- •Shows over, standing ovation, drop all thoughts and clap...8:56pm
- •What's the quickest way to the front? There is this drunk lady racing to the front like a damn bulldozer, I'll go behind her!9:01pm
- •Holy shit, I'm 5 feet away from him what I gonna say, so much to say, so little time9:03pm
- •Here he is, I'm shaking his hand, say his name! What is his name?! I can't remember his name!! Just say your story, take the selfie and move on....9:05pm, I still have no idea what what I said to the man...
- •Bj Novak just liked my post 3 sec after postage! Success!10:37pm