Thoughts I Had During the Bill Burr Show

I saw Bill Burr live just now...
  1. Do I have time to get a snack before the show starts even though it was supposed to start at 7:00pm
    7:04pm
  2. This opener keeps doing his blowjob impression and is talking about how good his blowjob impression is...
    7:12pm
  3. Haha, wow, windows on airplanes are small and useless...
    7:23pm
  4. Will this couple next to me stop complaining about the people walking around during the show!
    7:56pm
  5. Damn, just sit down people!!!
    7:57pm
  6. He has been doing this bit about the talking gorilla for so long! But in a good way
    8:15
  7. Wait what, he's gonna be signing autographs in the lobby after the show?!
    8:41pm
  8. Is he about to wrap it up? I gotta get in that line, stat!
    8:49pm
  9. Shows over, standing ovation, drop all thoughts and clap...
    8:56pm
  10. What's the quickest way to the front? There is this drunk lady racing to the front like a damn bulldozer, I'll go behind her!
    9:01pm
  11. Holy shit, I'm 5 feet away from him what I gonna say, so much to say, so little time
    9:03pm
  12. Here he is, I'm shaking his hand, say his name! What is his name?! I can't remember his name!! Just say your story, take the selfie and move on....
    9:05pm, I still have no idea what what I said to the man...
  13. Bj Novak just liked my post 3 sec after postage! Success!
    10:37pm