Tips & Tricks for Instant Comedy Gold
Tools for survival in a slow conversation
- •Compare anything to a soft tacoYoga instructor 1: "This guy has the aerobic capacity of a soft taco!" Yoga instructor 2: "I know!"
- •Naming your future hottub"If I ever get a hot tub, i'm gonna call it: The Poon-Lagoon"
- •Finding similes"Beards are like pubes, but slightly classier"
- •Finding oxymoransSmooth Jazz, Apple Customer Service, Subway: Eat Fresh
- •Saying: "not with that attitude"FRIEND: "The snow melted! I guess we're not going bob-sledding..." YOU: "Well not with that attitude!"