25 Reasons Why I'm a Great Boyfriend

I love my girlfriend and she loves me too. These are just a few reasons why our relationship works so well and why I pride myself on being an excellent partner.
  1. 1.
    I send her flowers randomly
  2. 2.
    I cook her favorite meal when she asks
  3. 3.
    I communicate my feelings through words AND actions
  4. 4.
    I get aggressively suspicious when she introduces me to her male friends
  5. 5.
    I hold her hand when we're driving
  6. 6.
    I make her laugh throughout the day
  7. 7.
    I constantly ask her if something's wrong
  8. 8.
    I surprise her with breakfast in bed
  9. 9.
    I send her flowers randomly
  10. 10.
    I kiss her for no reason
  11. 11.
    I apologize for shoddy sexual performance
  12. 12.
    I imagine all the ways she could break my heart
  13. 13.
    I bought her a puppy for Christmas
  14. 14.
    I shower her with deserving praise and overwhelming criticism
  15. 15.
    I have bought her an excessive amount of jewelry
  16. 16.
    I have a great relationship with her mother
  17. 17.
    I threaten self-harm to get my point across
  18. 18.
    I have her email password
  19. 19.
    I like when she's the big spoon
  20. 20.
    I fist-fought one of her male co-workers
  21. 21.
    I give her butterfly kisses in the middle of the night
  22. 22.
    Who the fuck is Adam and why is he texting you so much?
  23. 23.
    I changed her email password
  24. 24.
    I bought her another puppy for Christmas
  25. 25.
    I send her flowers randomly