MY THOUGHTS LAST NIGHT AS MY ROOMMATES IMPROV GROUP PRACTICED IN THE LIVING ROOM

driven to madnesses
  1. I'm getting kind of thirsty
  2. okay no, can't go out now because you've been inside your room for the entire two hours the improv group has been over
  3. not that they have any right to judge you for being in your pjs at 10 pm
  4. you have a final tomorrow!! you have every right to want an early night
  5. "okay so like, I'm a Mexican baker right?? and I go 'I've been waiting so long for these sugar tacos!'"
  6. they are not laughing this hard at that horrible horrible joke
  7. "will you GO TO PROM WITH ME??"
  8. Jessica can really project her voice Jesus christ
  9. also hannah needs a new improv group... or to stop doing improv.... stick to actual acting
  10. is 11 now... I have to try putting on my podcast and hope it drowns them out enough
  11. "We find a topic and we report on that topic for the full hour--" "I'M A JUMPING BEAN"
  12. fuck this is not gonna work
  13. I'm not going to put Ira Glass trough headphones in my own home
  14. plus my headphones are in the living room
  15. with... improv
  16. I'll tweet about it, hannah follows me on there & when she wakes up & sees it she's gonna feel real bad
  17. 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣
  18. "NAH WE CANT BE DONE, WE NEVER HANG OUT AFTER OUR WORK IS OVER YALL!"
  19. oh hell fucking no
  20. it's 12!!! she said they'd be done at 10:30!!!!!!!
  21. I'm going out there.
  22. I have to put on pants first but yes, these penguin shorts are perfect
  23. I made eye contact with hannah and five minutes later they all left
  24. wow
  25. I have more power than I knew