THINGS I WANT FROM THE NEW GILMORE GIRLS

the year is 2015, the girls are Gilmore
  1. the word "bisexual" preferably applied to Paris
    Paris dating anyone other than Doyle would be a win though
  2. tinder dates
  3. lots of swearing
    it's on Netflix and Rory's become a reporter who can say "ass"
  4. references to sharknado
  5. Lane Kim is redeemed
    aka: she has had good sex, she is no longer with zach (these two go together), she is a successful drummer/ composer
  6. some more people of color
    s/o to michel
  7. references to every single netflix show
  8. constant & blatant ignoring of s7