s/o mostly to @emororygilmore
  1. "Never too sad to masturbate written on my tombstone"
  2. "be a Golf Cart Bitch"
  3. "congratulations have great sex"
  4. "I'm really scared of shaving my clit off-- that would be a good poem, right?"
  5. "like fuck me to death in Williamsburg"
  6. "get married on september 5th" ((no context provided))
  7. "@mindy & @bjnovak are secretly married, I have sources"
  8. ((a lot of gay shit from my s/o I won't make you read))
  9. "I love the Galaxy. I'm going to be an astronaut."
  10. "if you think about it the tear duct looks a lot like a clit."