TIMES MY DOG PAID ME ANY ATTENTION

  1. I was in the kitchen.
  2. I was eating a sandwich.
  3. I was eating a hamburger.
  4. I was eating chicken with vegetables.
  5. I was eating milk and cookies.
  6. I was eating eggs.
  7. I was eating a quesadilla.
  8. I yelled the word food.
    When she saw this was only to get her attention and there wasn't any food she left.