Reasons I'm single

I know that I've got issues, but you're pretty messed up too. This has been sitting in my drafts for awhile and Valentine's Day seemed like the appropriate time to share.
  1. The thought of spending 4 hours alone with someone I barely know is dreadful.
    My date tonight is picking me up at 6 and the museum we're going to closes at 10. I have a sinking feeling we will be taking advantage of the full time.
  2. I talk about Harry Potter too much.
    Real story. One time I talked about Harry Potter the whole way home. I told my roommates I thought I got a little too into Harry Potter. My friend saw the guy after and he said, and I quote "She was cool, but way into Harry Potter".
  3. I'm too picky
    And if someone has one quality I don't like, I won't date them. Because it just feels like a waste of time.
  4. I have weird fake family traditions that I have to keep
    My brothers' wives' names' (so many possessive plurals!) all start with either the same letter as my brother's name of the letter right before or after. So now I gotta find someone whose name starts with a Z, A, or B. I found someone whose initials were BZA and I thought it was destiny (it wasn't)
  5. I refuse to date someone that doesn't have that *it* factor
    Idk what it is, which is a problem. And it makes it hard to turn down dates "uhh you're cool and we have a lot in common, but nah. "
  6. I don't know how to do cute things
    For example, I sent this picture to a boy. He said it was the most disgusting thing he's seen all week. So I decided it would be appropriate to put the picture on his car, in his apartment, everywhere!
  7. I stop hanging out with people at 9:00 to go home and get ready for bed.
    I REALLY value sleep.