A LIST OF LISTS I MUST LIST
Titles of very inappropriate lists I must make. Please feel free to participate
- •Food in my house, that expired over 2 years ago.
- •Camping supplies
- •All the ingredients to make crystal meth.
- •Party supplies for a sister wife's third child gender reveal celebration.
- •Step by step instructions on how to make a soufflé.
- •How to be the worst backseat driver.
- •What not to say to a deaf Japanese exchange student.
- •How to prepare for an authentic Kwanza feast.
- •Vip guest list for Meryl Streep's funeral.
- •How to hire a coyote to smuggle you into Canada.
- •Ingredients for coloring Easter eggs.
- •Daily habits to improve tooth enamel.
- •Advice for school shooting survivors with PTSD.
- •Movies not for people with epilepsy.
- •Text messages under the influence of ambian.
- •Best nude pics sexted from my Tinder.
- •A guys guide to proper tampon use, for their wife with no arms.
- •Proper CPR instructions for sumo wrestlers.