Things you maybe shouldn't do while naked in a communal steam room
  1. Shave your legs
    What's that clicking noise? Oh it's just the girl across the way spreading her little half hairs throughout the seating area
  2. Whooping cough
    Take it outside Jennifer, this sh** is airborne
  3. Freestyle yoga
    While I appreciate your rock hard abs, I can feel the genital exposure from your happy baby with my eyes closed
  4. Gossiping with your girlfriend
    I could not care less about which fair trade organic jewelry store you got your bracelets from
  5. Talk to me
  6. Be fully clothed