QUESTIONABLE STEAMROOM ACTIVITIES ➕
Things you maybe shouldn't do while naked in a communal steam room
- •Shave your legsWhat's that clicking noise? Oh it's just the girl across the way spreading her little half hairs throughout the seating area
- •Whooping coughTake it outside Jennifer, this sh** is airborne
- •Freestyle yogaWhile I appreciate your rock hard abs, I can feel the genital exposure from your happy baby with my eyes closed
- •Gossiping with your girlfriendI could not care less about which fair trade organic jewelry store you got your bracelets from
- •Talk to meNo.
- •Be fully clothedWeird