Weird Things I've Found in My Parents' House, Volume 1
These are just things laying around or that I've happened upon.
- •Corel Word Perfect 7. You never know when it's going to come back!
- •This was literally IN THE VCR. I think it's Jurassic Park. Why splurge for the DVD?
- •Scary pool goggles without a strap that also have the shape of a biker scout helmet.
- •Ceramics in the shapes of teenage boy necessities.
- •Jamison's infamous ceramic whistle.