Weird Things I've Found in My Parents' House, Volume 1

These are just things laying around or that I've happened upon.
  1. Corel Word Perfect 7. You never know when it's going to come back!
  2. This was literally IN THE VCR. I think it's Jurassic Park. Why splurge for the DVD?
  3. Scary pool goggles without a strap that also have the shape of a biker scout helmet.
  4. Ceramics in the shapes of teenage boy necessities.
  5. Jamison's infamous ceramic whistle.