1. "I'm from the Midwest. These boobs and this belly are full of corn."
  2. "I'm from Minneapolis. I've got American flags out my butthole."
  3. "If you don't own AT LEAST three Toys That Kill records, you're a fuckin poser."
  4. "Hey Los Angeles, have you ever thought about buying a house?"
  5. "I thought I got 86'd from this bar?"