MY UBER DRIVER SAYS...
Currently in an uber from Outer Sunset SF to Oakland and I'm pretty sure my driver is having a bad day...
- •"This f***ing idiot!"He says as we pull out from my driveway, he's cursing my landlord whose patiently waiting for us to leave the driveway.
- •"My GPS says an hour, f*** that shit"There's a lot of traffic on the bridge
- •"What kind of music do you like?"Me: "I'm pretty much open to anything" him: "good, because my music is f***ing awesome"
- •"So, are you going to hang out with friends?"Me: "yep" him: "I used to have friends" me: "..."
- •"I don't want you in my front seat "After he slams his breaks, realizing he's not going to make the yellow light.
- •"When the lady tells me that I'm approved for rent control, she's gonna be one hot, sexy lady. She's a 4 right now but once she says those words, she'll be a 9"I have no idea how this even came up... But living in SF is definitely not cheap.
- •"There's hella traffic":/
- •"You gotta be aggressive in San Francisco, they give us nothin!"