1. Fed my dog
  2. Poured myself a beer
    I used to just drink straight from the bottle or can but now I'm super about pouring into a pint glass. Much more enjoyable
  3. Filed my tax return
    Late to the game but whatever. My dad's like "YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET A REFUND TILL JUNE" chill out daddyo
  4. Opened a Roth IRA
  5. Felt super fucking grown up
  6. Poured a second beer.