Things I Should Not Have to Say to My 6th Graders

I teach 6th grade. Middle school students are weird.
  1. Don't fill your mechanical pencil up with hand sanitizer.
  2. Don't use permanent marker as lipstick.
  3. Don't cut the erasers off of pencils and then eat them.
  4. Take your ear out of your ear.
  5. It's not okay to roll on the floor during math, or anytime during the school day, for that matter.
  6. Don't squirt hand sanitizer into your mouth.