1. Wished for my softball game to be cancelled so I could stay in bed and watch netflix.
    It was.
  2. Arrived late to an event so I wouldn't have to talk to anyone.
    It worked.
  3. Puzzled while listening to/watching Demetri Martin with headphones on.
  4. Puzzled while watching Terms of Endearment headphones on.
  5. Bought pumpkins and painted them by myself.
    To give to other people, I'm not a monster.
  6. Left a fireside early so I didn't have to talk to anyone.
    Ok, I talked to some people. But then I left.
  7. Looked at lists instead of talking to my concerned roommate about my feelings.
    It worked.