i.e. Avoiding real life strategies
  1. Watched parts one and two of this week's Bachelorette
  2. Contemplated what I am doing with my life
  3. Decided to make an Instagram about books called @pocahontasreads
  4. Looked at the entire backlog of Instagram posts that I didn't see during the five days I was in NYC
  5. Keep looking at my pictures from my trip
  6. Messaged a nice cute guy I met in NYC on Facebook
  7. Checking Facebook pretending to look at other things when I really just want to know if he has seen the message
  8. Replaying how I met Naomi and Josh Davis on Coney Island
  9. Really though, what do I want to do with my life?