Some things I find regrettable
  1. Ordering 24 dollars worth of bagels for delivery for myself
  2. Starting a craft project that my heart says I won't finish
  3. Never owning a toaster
  4. Never having my home stocked with diet soda
  5. Not being a collegiate athlete for the cool t-shirts and other gear
  6. Living in Chicago and never being in the background of one of the Big 3 (Chicago PD/Fire/Med)
  7. Not being born in a foreign country because that makes you inherently cool
  8. Getting rid of my John Mayer CDs when I moved (I LOVE YOU JOHN MAYER)