Disclaimer: I actually have a nice closet, but where's the fun in that?
  1. Towel Bar In My Bathroom
    Not on hangers, just draped over the towels.
  2. The Dryer
    I dare you to think of a better way to visually confirm clothes are clean. Go ahead, I'll wait.
  3. Various Baskets Around The House
    Basket #1: Grab & Go Basket #2: For "ironing," aka throw back in dryer for 15 min. See item #2.
  4. Guest Bed
    Home intruders will just assume I have a lot of messy house guests my same dress size.
  5. Cliche: The Treadmill
    I guess if I had time to use the treadmill, I'd have time to put my damn clothes away like a grown-up.