Stages of Weekday Eye Liner/Mascara

Yet another factor working men don't have to worry about.
  1. 1.
    Nailed It!
    Bam! These eyes look like they belong to the same human female. Definition of success!
  2. 2.
    Smoky Smudgy Sexy
    Ooh, going outside at lunch got my lids a little dewy and it's hawt! #HappyAccidents
  3. 3.
    EYEBALLMURDERKILLRABIDRACCOONMYGODITBURNS!!!!
    Why is eye makeup made of saltwater and battery acid?!?! I'm never wearing makeup again.
  4. 4.
    (next day) Let's Do This!