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  1. Gets lost to places he/she has been numerous times before
    Me, because I'm using different modes of transportation. I do turn up eventually and that's why I'm uber early for everything 🙃
  2. Is always late
  3. Has a small bladder
    People look for exit options, I look for waste management possibilities.
  4. Laughs too loud
    I don't mind this at all, as I can be such a person depending on company. Nothing like laughing so hard, so pure that you can't speak or start to tear 😂
  5. Orders noodle pasta when wearing a white top
    I learn to bring wet wipes and tissues
  6. Can't finish a pint of beer
    Not me. I don't drink 😋 But still, hah!
  7. Never brings enough money to a planned dinner
  8. Orders an appetizer for his/her main and picks food from everyone else
  9. Eats fast then waits impatiently
    😑 Wait on, black hole
  10. Never. Texts. Back
    Especially when you're trying to make plans.
    Suggested by @kbon
  11. Constant source of (loving) I-told-you-so / knowing looks
    the opposite of most of the friends on this list
    Suggested by @boygirlparty
  12. Disappears at the bar because they've gone home without telling anyone
    Suggested by @KathleenPayton