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- •Gets lost to places he/she has been numerous times beforeMe, because I'm using different modes of transportation. I do turn up eventually and that's why I'm uber early for everything 🙃
- •Is always late😡
- •Has a small bladderPeople look for exit options, I look for waste management possibilities.
- •Laughs too loudI don't mind this at all, as I can be such a person depending on company. Nothing like laughing so hard, so pure that you can't speak or start to tear 😂
- •Orders noodle pasta when wearing a white topI learn to bring wet wipes and tissues
- •Can't finish a pint of beerNot me. I don't drink 😋 But still, hah!
- •Never brings enough money to a planned dinner👀
- •Orders an appetizer for his/her main and picks food from everyone else👺
- •Eats fast then waits impatiently😑 Wait on, black hole
- •Never. Texts. BackEspecially when you're trying to make plans.Suggested by @kbon
- •Constant source of (loving) I-told-you-so / knowing looksthe opposite of most of the friends on this listSuggested by @boygirlparty
- •Disappears at the bar because they've gone home without telling anyoneSuggested by @KathleenPayton