I AM NOT COOL

  1. As informed by Nephew #1 and Niece, people don't say 'cool' now.
  2. Because I said that I am cool. This is the antithesis of cool.
  3. I also quoted, 'Because I shine bright like a diamond.' 💎 Wait, it was the Sia's version 💂🏻 The Niece shrank back in horror.
  4. Both patted my shoulder.