JOBS I'VE HELD IN THE PAST
All the lives I may have had lead to this
- •Paper sorter, age 16AKA paper-cuts patient
- •Finance assistant, age 16Learnt to never work with family
- •Yahoo porn content blacklister, age 18All porn, all day long! This was in days of dial-up and online porn was just raw and minutes-long. And, trusting an 18-year-old to blacklist porn?
- •CBTL barista, age 19Free food!
- •Japanese bookstore softporn magazine assistant, age 20The magazines are vacuum wrapped and could be opened on request. The leers, though never for me, took some time to get used to.
- •Substitute Teacher, age 21Those who can't, teach, and obviously I can 😎 I lasted just 2 weeks at this job and realised that I can't teach for nuts. I salute you teachers as you have a greater higher power than I ever imagined.
- •Advertising executive, age 22Believe the lie.
- •Dental survey assistant, age 23I met many lonely foreign housewives who were just dying for interaction.
- •Dental assistant, age 23Pretty sure I never want to have such intimate knowledge of a stranger's bone and saliva management ever again.
- •Hotel office manager, age 24Never learnt the 'work-with-family' lesson
- •Marketing assistant, age 26You are the lie.